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There are six* sides to Tumblr

Side one:
Pictures of Starbucks and girls who have dip-dyed hair
Side two:
People crying over fictional gay couples
Side three:
genuinely fucked up people looking for support and a place they don't have to hide. An escape.
Side four:
porn.
Side five:
BANDSBANDSBANDSBANDSBANDS
Side six:
The super geeky and crazy intelligent nerds who only come out of their labs to teach us all a lesson on anything science related.

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thefamilyassbutt:

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how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.

Wizardry.

ahh, makes sense. 

fetus deletus

#I think you’ll find it was because Harry cock blocked everyone.

Minerva probably has an anti-conception charm tied into the protective spells of Hogwarts to prevent such things.

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"And forgot your wand?" asked Severus, watching Faye with a certain amount of curiosity. "You are a witch, are you not?"
“So? Sometimes hexes just aren’t enough,” said Faye stubbornly. “Haven’t you ever been so angry you just want to hit someone over the head with the closest thing to hand? Like a book, or a plate, or a-“
“Fencepost?” offered Katherine, earning herself four very odd glances.
“You’ve hit someone over the head with a fencepost?” asked James McKenzie, staring at her in disbelief.
“I might have done,” replied Katherine, looking a little uneasy at the sudden attention.
Fallen Angel (via or-a-fencepost)

Filed under katherine riddle fallen angel parnopius purple banana hp fanfiction favorite hp fanfiction seriously my son is named after one of the characters